5 KINDS OF: men we should run away from

Written By Ilaria Liumbruno

Short spoiler for the more ethically correct ones who will read this piece of journal: we know these are only stereotypes but, just in case you meet one of them.

  • The, literally: “beautiful outside who doesn’t dance”, he’s the kind of man who “never has to ask”. The only thing I’m going to say is -no thanks-.

  • The historically incoherent: 12 years of relationship where he’s like: “I want an open relationship, nothing demanding” then you broke up with him and in less than 3 months you discover he has made another girl pregnant. Embarrassing.

  • The (hateful): “the problem isn’t you, it’s me”. Nothing more to add.

  • The J-E-A-L-O-U-S: he will never make you work one day in your entire life, BUT not because he's a billionaire. (I’ve to admit that this is my favorite one).

  • The one who goes from fridge to sofa, but not in his Ibiza dreaming house.

You’re welcome from both of us.

Ilaria Liumbruno
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