• “YOU REALLY DESERVE MORE THAT THIS BOY”:
  Trust me, one day you’ll forget him and you’ll understand that this boy, that broke your heart, is not and never will your forever love. (ok but…. what happened to your highschool ex-boyfriend mom?).

• “ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND HAVE YOUR PEDICURE DONE”:
  If you’re asking why, please Darling, always reminde yourself one think : What would happen if you broke your leg, someone brings you to the hospital, you have to undress yourself and people watch. what would they think? I didn’t raise you like that!”.

• “DON’T GO OUT NAKED. COVER YOURSELF”:
  “(Oh mummy, if I’d ever listened to you I’d saved myself a lot of cold and a lot of bad decisions)”.

• “WHEN YOU’LL BE A MOTHER YOU WILL UNDERSTAND”:
  WHAT MOM, WHAT? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING RIGHT NOW!!
  (Hi, this is Francesca and I pop into Ilaria’s list just to say that now I’m a mother and yes, now, I understand. Sorry for my intrusion. ok bye)

• “YOU ARE AN ADULT AND IT’S NOT MY RESPONSABILITY ANYMORE”:
  Ok that’s not completely true because Moms will always find the way to save and protect us anyway and anytime.

Thanks Mom for making me the greatest (even with few psychological trauma) of your masterpieces.
With love.

ILARIA.